Sunday, September 27, 2009

A transitional celebration

A year has gone by through various thoughts and feelings passing as wind, skipped through many a heartbeats in excitement and pain, to realize that its a year completed on my blogging, on this very "World's Heart Day".

With purity in heart and determination in mind, lot of learning has taken place. From being a simple and not a very outspoken person, today a change lies in portraying thoughts through meaningful and interesting flow of words. A sense of freedom with responsibility and enjoying the independence is what I see awaiting at my doorstep in the near future.

With new hopes and passion in every heartbeat I welcome this new transition in my life. With happiness and memories to form a part of the most journey of life. Its time to refresh the old uncertainties with new challenges and aspirations.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Alcohol Wisdom

This is one of a very funny mails i received. Read through to have the alcoholic feel ;)

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.